Nick Joseph

Year:  2015

Dorm:  Treworgy

Favorite dining hall: The Dane Train

Major: Physics

Hometown: Mattapan, MA

Relationship status: Taken           

Three Things You Can’t Live Without: The fam, football, and kicks.

Interests: Sports, chillin with the boys, music, meeting new people, and staying fresh.

Favorite Movie: Blue Hill Ave

Favorite Song: Ready for Whatever by T.I. (The King)

Favorite Book: The Life of Pi

Favorite Professional Athlete: Randy Moss

What do you do on campus?

I’m Urkel in the morn, Jeff Demps in the afternoon.

What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?

I don’t understand the leggings everyday. How many pairs could someone own?

What do you look for in a girl? How about a deal breaker?

Back in my day, I looked for some nice sass, swag, personality, smarts, and (ass)ets. A lack of confidence in herself is def a deal breaker.

If a girl offered to make you dinner, what would you ask her to cook?

BBQ Ribs with Mac and Cheese

What’s your most embarrassing moment?

 I was 2 hours late to the first day of football practice freshman year.

What’s your favorite pick-up line?

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

How do you handle being so good looking?

I just wake up.

What makes you different from the average Colby student?

Scrolling up and looking at a picture of me is far enough.

How did your first kiss go down?

Kindergarten, under a table right during Mulan.

Do you have any funny nicknames?

Ocho, Och, Chunechi, Chunech, Choon.

If you had to be handcuffed to one person at Colby for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?

Either KLA, Randy or G-reg, just to make their lives miserable.

If you could have the life of one book character, whose would you choose?

Tf?

If someone made a movie about your life, which actor would play you?

Will Smith.

What’s the first CD you ever bought?

Get Rich or Die Tryin-50 Cent.

What kind of shampoo do you use?

Tresemme, got to keep the waves spinning.

What are you doing for spring break?

ATL ,Georgia to see my bro and hopefully TI.

What are you most excited for during spring semester?

That run for nationals, we cominnnn.

What’s your spirit animal and why?

A wolverine needs no explanation.

If you could change the Colby mascot, would you? And if so, to what?

Naw never that, keep it a hunnid.

What’s your favorite Colby tradition?

BTP- enough said.

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