Year: 2014
Dorm: Piper
Favorite dining hall: Dana
Major: Econ and Math
Hometown: Lynn, MA
Relationship status: Single
Three things you can’t live without: Music, buffalo chicken, the bros
Interests: Sports, Music, tats, ancient architecture, the hood (Lynn)
Favorite Movie: The Fighter
Favorite Song: Donald Trump- Mac Miller
Favorite Book: Lord of the Flies
Favorite Professional Athlete: Ray Lewis and Kate Upton
What do you do on campus?
Hockey, discussing disciplinary actions with Dean J, Club Pipe.
What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?
Long skirts. Just wear pants. Skirts were meant to show off your legs, if you don’t have good ones then don’t wear them.
What do you look for in a girl? How about a deal breaker?
She possesses 2 of the 3 characteristics…
If a girl offered to make you dinner, what would you ask her to cook?
Dana Burger.
What’s your most embarrassing moment?
Writing this.
What’s your favorite pick-up line?
Piper 008.
What makes you different from the average Colby student?
Tattoos, superior Intelligence, not being average.
What’s your favorite Colby event of the year?
Fall break, Doghead, Handcuff parties, Jock Jams, 90s parties, die tournies, spring break, weekends, hockey games, highlighter party, Doghead, no parents.
What’s #1 on your Colby bucket list?
Inappropriate things.
How did your first kiss go down?
Romeo and Juliet play in 4th grade… mad tongue.
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
Cancun because unforgettable, regrettable things will happen.
What’s one piece of advice you would give to freshmen girls?
Party with the hockey team… then decide for yourself.
Any guilty pleasures?
Fried ice cream, buff chick dillas.
What’s your dream job?
Be a janitor at a prestigious institution, where I solve unfinished math problems on a board, and everyone discovers my genius.
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Herbal essences blueberry yum-yum.
Finish this sentence: if you really knew me, you’d know that…
Well I wouldn’t have to tell you, because you really know me.