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Eliza Appleton Student Contributor, Colby College
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Brett Depper Goldstein Student Contributor, Colby College
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Colby chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

 

Year: 2014

Dorm: Johnson

Favorite dining hall: Dana

Major: Math major, Ad Sci minor

Hometown: Wellesley, MA

Relationship status: Single

Three Things You Can’t Live Without: The OC, my Tempurpedic pillow, my roommates.

Interests: Soccer, math, the gym, sculpting my body.

Favorite Movie: Zoolander

Favorite Song: “Tim McGraw” –Taylor Swift

Favorite Book: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Favorite Professional Athlete: Alex Morgan

What do you do on campus?

I work in the scheduling office, play soccer, play FIFA, and take bro naps in megabed.

What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?

Clinginess.

What do you look for in a girl? How about a deal breaker?

Great personality, sense of humor, very intelligent, like almost too smart, enjoys practical jokes, such as stacking boxes in front of freshmen rooms, likes my roommates, loves ‘MURICA, enjoys country music. A deal breaker? If she’s unfaithful
more than 5 times.

If a girl offered to make you dinner, what would you ask her to cook?

I’d ask her to flambĂ© me a tiramisu.

What’s your most embarrassing moment?

I’ve never had an embarrassing moment in my life.

What’s your favorite pick-up line?

Hey
somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

How do you handle being so good looking?

I surround myself with less attractive people, like my roommates.

What makes you different from the average Colby student?

I have a hotter male twin. He’ll be here during JanPlan.

How did your first kiss go down?

Yet to happen. Still waiting.

What do girls like about you?

My gelled hair and impeccable thrift shop style.

Any guilty pleasures?

Getting sunburns and having chapped lips
like, really chapped.

What’s your dream job?

The next head coach of Colby Men’s Soccer.

What kind of shampoo do you use?

L’OrĂ©al Kids. Watermelon.

Which author would you like to write your biography?

Dr. Seuss.

Which boy band would you be in and why?

LFO. Isn’t it obvious?

What’s your spirit animal and why?

A honey badger ‘cuz honey badger don’t care.

How do you think your mom is going to react to this?

I’m not worried about it; she doesn’t know how to use the Internet.

If you could be handcuffed to one person at Colby for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?

My fellow campus cutie, Chris Rocco, because we actually might have a chance of picking up a girl
but then again we’re handcuffed, so it might get awkward
unless they’re into that.

Any stuffed animals?

Batty, before he was mauled by my toy poodle. And now, Batty 2.0. He’s a beanie baby bat.

Which reality TV show would you be on and why?

The Real World. Because I’m real.

If you were president of Colby, what’s the first thing you would change or add?

Five-day weekends.

 

 

 

 

 

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Eliza Appleton
Eliza hails from Cambridge, MA. She is a senior English major with a concentration in creative writing at Colby College. She has been working with Her Campus Colby since it launched. At Colby, she is also mentors a little girl twice a week and cooks at the Mid Maine Homeless Shelter. She knows more about sports than most boys-- especially Boston sports-- her one true love. But she also has a passion for classic literature, fashion, and modern art.
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Brett Depper Goldstein

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Brett is a senior at Colby College. She is an international studies and anthropology double major, and spent her first semester of college in Dijon, France.  She enjoys writing, traveling, Gossip Girl, and Thai food. Already having interned at fashion designers and magazines, she is excited to contribute to Her Campus! She is also a certified personal trainer and loves working out.