This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at CNU chapter.
College can get stressful, especially the farther we get into the semester. So take a study break, laugh at these cheesy pickup lines, and enjoy your procrastination!
Psychology
- When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
- Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
- Are you happy to see me, or is it just a defense mechanism?
Business
- Are you my revenue? Because I’m so lost without you.
- When it comes to hotness, you Excel.
- Do you feel the inflation between us?
Political Science
- Did you say hello to Reagan before you fell from heaven?
- You’re causing a rise in my polls.
- Let me Barack your body.
Biology
- Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
- I wish I were adenine, because then I could get paired with U.
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Chemistry
- I’ve got my ion you.
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.
- Are you made of copper? Because I Cu in a relationship with me.
English
- You had me at the correct use of “you’re”.
- I have “Great Expectations” for our future tonight.
- You raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.
Math
- Can I have your number?
- Hey baby, what’s your sine?
- I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
Computer Science
- Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re completely my type.
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- There is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft.
Theater
- You must be part of my sonnet, because I see us ending as a couplet.
- I shall compare thee to a summer’s day. Hot.
- I don’t need a premiere to show you an opening night.
History
- I’m learning important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
- You’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.