This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at CNU chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
College can get stressful, especially the farther we get into the semester. So take a study break, laugh at these cheesy pickup lines, and enjoy your procrastination!
Psychology
- When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?
- Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
- Are you happy to see me, or is it just a defense mechanism?
Business
- Are you my revenue? Because I’m so lost without you.
- When it comes to hotness, you Excel.
- Do you feel the inflation between us?
Political Science
- Did you say hello to Reagan before you fell from heaven?
- You’re causing a rise in my polls.
- Let me Barack your body.
Biology
- Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
- I wish I were adenine, because then I could get paired with U.
- If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
Chemistry
- I’ve got my ion you.
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.
- Are you made of copper? Because I Cu in a relationship with me.
English
- You had me at the correct use of “you’re”.
- I have “Great Expectations” for our future tonight.
- You raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451.
Math
- Can I have your number?
- Hey baby, what’s your sine?
- I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
Computer Science
- Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re completely my type.
- You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- There is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft.
Theater
- You must be part of my sonnet, because I see us ending as a couplet.
- I shall compare thee to a summer’s day. Hot.
- I don’t need a premiere to show you an opening night.
History
- I’m learning important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
- You’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.