For the Girls Who’ve Never Seen Star Wars

As I was surrounded by the hype that was the new Star Wars movie these questions cluttered my brain, and I know I couldn’t have been the only one.  So here are my thoughts and questions for the girls who have never seen Star Wars.

1) What’s up with the green dude?

2) Darth Vader is a father?

3) Incest much?

4) Why is there a furry bear?

5) Storm Troopers… more like Peacekeepers

6) What’s with the hair?

7) They aren’t made in order?