Whether you’re just trying to get a laugh in for the day, or learn about things happening around campus these twitter handles let you know the scope; who’s crushing on who, what rankings the AP Polls just put us in, or if a girl tripped on library bridge. They’re our source of entertainment and they should be yours too!
1. Clemson Crushes (@ClemsonCrushes – 7,125 followers // 4,593 tweets)
-This hilarious Twitter came on the scene last spring and immediately blew up. You can send in an anonymous message to your crush (or a friend you want to embarrass) to let the world know you want them.
2. Clemson Girl Prob (@ClemsonGirlProb – 4,599 followers // 1,133 tweets)
-The original Clemson anon account! She’s been posting since 2011 and is the definitive voice of Clemson’s female population.
3. Clemson Makeouts (@ClemsonMakeouts – 3,707 followers // 210 tweets)
-See a random couple getting frisky at a party? Call them out and snap a pic and tweet it to Clemson Makeouts! So funny, but can also a bit sketchy/gross at the same time!
4. Clemson Passouts (@ClemsonPassouts – 3,538 followers // 1,009 tweets)
-Internet shaming at its finest. If you see a friend (or even a stranger) who can’t hang and has passed out send it to Clemson Passouts.
5. Clemson Parties (@ClemsonParties – 3,372 followers // 638 tweets)
-A great source of information on what’s going on in Clemson, especially for those under-agers who can’t go downtown yet.
6. Sir Squirrelzalot – (@ClemsonSquirrel 2,401 followers // 920 tweets)
-Another one of the original Clemson anons. This adorable account’s Twitter bio explains itself saying “Here to tell the truth about Clemson University through the eyes of a squirrel…”
7. CU at the Bar (@CU_Slam – 2,162 followers // 15.8k tweets)
-Pretty much the hilarious male equivalent to Clemson Girl Prob. Tweets are a blunt and uncensored male view of Clemson and the world in general.
8. Pink Gorilla (@CU_PinkGorilla – 2,157 followers // 329 tweets)
-Arguably the most random Clemson Anon out there. The Pink Gorilla became a Clemson sensation last spring and has since been the “unofficial Clemson mascot”.
9. Clemson Eats Bananas (@ClemsonBananas – 1,694 followers // 256 tweets)
-No one looks normal while eating a banana – this twitter posts shots of student eating bananas and it’s awkward to say the least.
10. CU Harcombe Worker (@CU_Harcombewrkr – 1,112 followers // 658 tweets)
-Ever wondered what the Harcombe employee thinks of you and your fellow students? Follow this mouthy account to find out the inner thoughts of your average Harcombe employee.
11. Clemson Specials (@ClemsonSpecials – 1,075 followers //184 tweets)
-Such a helpful twitter! Lets you know the restaurant specials around Clemson each day of the week. A must-follow for sure.
12. CU Sassy Pants (@CU_SassyPants 1,036 followers // 3,387 tweets)
-Every sassy thought you’ve had about things relating to life in Clemson, but didn’t want to tweet.
Other Notable Accounts
Derbu Sweenie (@DerbuSweg 626 followers // 113 tweets)
CU Blackout (@raKoutblaKout – 614 followers // 4,388 tweets)
CU Postgrad (CU_PostGrad – 513 followers // 1,841 tweets)
CU Alcoholic (@CUAlcoholic – 504 followers // 399 tweets)
Clemson Asshole (@ClemsonAsshole – 462 followers // 432 tweets)
Clemson Princess (@CUTigerBelle – 443 followers // 617 tweets)
Single in Clemson (@SingleInClemson – 301 followers // 1,646 tweets)
Clemson Brunette (@5thYearDontCare – 225 followers // 164 tweets)
Clemson SororityGirl (@CUSororityGirl – 159 followers // 17 tweets)