What’s your favorite hobby?
I ENJOY CLIMBIN TREES, GETTIN BANANAS, HOLLA-ING AT ALL DEM FINE CLEMPSON GURLS, AND DOIN OTHER MONKEY STUFF.
Do you prefer Chiquita Bananas?
I PREFER ALL NATURAL SO YA BOI GROWS HIS OWN. NO HATE TOWARDS CHIQUITA THO, DEY COOL.
Do you think King Kong unfairly portrays Gorillas?
NO WAY. MAH BOI KING KONG EXHIBITS POWER AND STRENGTH, AS WELL AS A SOFT AND SENSITIVE SIDE. YALL KNOW THAT’S HOW WE MONKEY’S DO.
What’s your favorite movie?
IM ALL ABOUT DA JUNGLE BOOK, CAUSE KING LOUIE IZ ONE OF MAH PERSONAL HEROES. ALSO WIZARD OF OZ, YOU KNOW, FLYIN MONKEYS AND ALL.
What’s your favorite song?
HOLLABACK GURL BY GWEN STEFANI, DAT JANK IZ B-A-N-A-N-A-S
What do you look for in a mate?
IM NOT TOO PICKY, I ONLY GOT ONE RULE: NO RATCHET MONKEYS. AS LONG AS SHE GOT STACKS OF BANANAS, IMMA HOLLA.
Where can someone spot you on campus?
MOST OF THA TIME IMMA BE DOIN RANDOM MONKEY STUFF AROUND CAMPUS, CLIMBIN TREES AND HUNTIN BANANAS AND WHATNOT. I DO SINCERELY APPRECIATE SHOUT OUTZ AND VISIT REQUESTZ, I DO WHAT I CAN TO MAKE MAH PEOPLE HAPPY.
What do you like to do on the weekends?
YOU KNOW, MONKEY AROUND, GIVE MY PEOPLE SOME LOVE. I LOVE HITTIN DEM BANANA MILKSHAKES AT COOKOUT AND STOPPIN IN TO TRIPLE T’S FOR A PINA COLADA OCCASIONALLY. AND HE WON’T ADMIT IT BUT PREZIDENT BARKER IZ MAH BOY AND WE CHILL FROM TIME TO TIME ON THA WEEKENDZ.
IM HONORED TA BE THE CUTIE OF THE WEEK, YALL KEEP DOIN YOU, IMMA KEEP DOIN ME.
My special shout out…
YE YO LIZZY LIZ YOU DA BOMB