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The 5 Worst Things About Fall

The Worst Things About Fall

 
Starting September 1st, everyone begins singing the praises of a season filled with sweaters 
 
and cinnamon. They dream of flannels and boots, whilst baking gloriously Autumn goodies 
 
found on Pinterest. Truly, with the changing leaves and cooling temperatures, the fall is a 
 
magical time...
 
Yet, no one ever mentions the absolutely annoying things about this transitional season. You'll 
 
hear a growing amount of complaints, but everyone seems to collectively ignore the direct 
 
correlation to the changing season. Fall is not all Pumpkin Spice and everything nice! These are 
 
just a few of unspoken atrocities committed by Autumn:
 

1. Awkward Weather Fluctuations:

 
The fall is not all perfectly crisp, sunny days with the right 
 
amount of wind through your hair. Especially in the Upstate, weather is never, ever 
 
consistent. The morning feels like a frosty, December day, but, by the time you get out of 
 
classes, you're thrown into the heatwave of an August afternoon. This seasonal roller 
 
coaster poses a serious problem wardrobe wise. You're left in uncomfortably mismatched 
 
layers, counting down the days until this transitional season is over.  
 
 

2. Inescapable Pumpkins:

 
Don't get me wrong, I love a pumpkin muffin with my morning 
 
Starbucks just like every other basic girl in the world. Sometimes, however, the pumpkin 
 
obsession goes too far. Everywhere you turn, you're bombarded with seasonally flavored 
 
goods. From pumpkin Oreos and pumpkin Pringles to pumpkin hummus, some things just 
 
don't belong in this world. There's even a pumpkin spice FourLoko. If that isn't a sign that we 
 
need to evaluate ourselves as a society, I don't know what is. 
 
 

3. Illness Epidemics:

 
In the fall, it feels like everyone is always sick. The changing weather, 
 
the cold season rearing its ugly head, increasing allergen counts, and the need to spend 
 
more time indoors really doesn't help anyone. In fact, this collision of calamities creates 
 
chaos on college campuses. Better break out the buckets of hand sanitizer. 
 
 
4. Stereotypical Fall Photos: I know everyone looks good in fall colors. I understand that 
 
throwing leaves in the air makes everyone feel carefree and cute. I, too, adore apple picking 
 
with friends. However, I don't need to scroll down my Instagram feed and see 17 versions of 
 
the exact same picture posted by every single fall fanatic I know. Since this picturesque 
 
season inspires an unavoidable desire to document all autumnal moments, maybe we can 
 
all just try to add some variation to our poses in the hopes of becoming more original. 
 
 

5. Lackluster Holidays:

 
This one's the big one. The fall is basically a seasonal waiting room 
 
for the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. It's not like I start counting down to Christmas in 
 
August (I do), but fall holidays pale in comparison to Christmas. Halloween is loses most of 
 
its glory past the age of 10, and Thanksgiving just leaves you guilty with tightly fitting pants. 
 
We're all just waiting until its appropriate to start listening to Michael Buble's Christmas 
 
album on repeat... 
 
 
 
Laura Robinson is a Junior at Clemson University studying English with minors in Education, History, and Legal Studies. Originally from Boston, MA, her life revolves around Dunkin Donuts, trashy reality TV, channeling Blair Waldorf, and putting random things in online shopping carts that she will never actually purchase.
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