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What Your Starbucks Order Says About Your Personality

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Chapman chapter.

Green tea frappuccino

You were the last of your friends to find out the truth about Santa.


Venti Iced Green Tea

You can list all the health benefits of green tea. You’ve done it before, and you’ll do it again.


Hot Tea

You’re really just there for the fast WiFi.


Iced Latte

You had an awkward encounter at the pick-up counter because three other people ordered your drink.


Iced Soy Latte

You’re not actually lactose-intolerant.


Iced Soy Vanilla Latte

Do you even like the taste of coffee?


White Peppermint Mocha

You actually don’t like coffee, but always say you need it.


Ethos Water Bottle

You either don’t know that Starbucks gives out free iced water or you like that feel-good feeling you get buying a philanthropic bottle of water.


Venti Iced Water

You have a stockpile of Starbucks napkins at home.


Pumpkin Spiced Latte

Don’t those UGGs make your feet sweat?



You came alone, unless you count the book on Marxist theory in your satchel.


Nonfat, Sugar-Free Caramel Macchiato

“Does that come with foam?… Okay, no foam.”


Medium Hot Coffee

You don’t know what “grande” means, but no other Emily is getting up for their drink.



Dirty Chai

You only order it for its name.


Hot Chocolate

Wine coolers are your favorite alcoholic beverage.