This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Chapman chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
Leslie Knope: The Alpha
Major(s): Political Science/History/Leadership Studies
Club(s): Chapman Feminists, I AM THAT GIRL, National Society of Leadership and Success
- Was elected as her university’s SGA president in her freshman year (first female SGA president)
- Juggled 18 credits, community service every Saturday morning, and a full-time internship at the local Parks and Recreation department
- Averaged 3-4 hours of sleep on weekends and weekdays
- Could be found either studying in her room, attending presentations in the lecture hall, tutoring in DeMille, or getting her Starbucks on at 10:00 pm
Ben Wyatt: The Nerd/The Know-It-All
Major(s): Computer Science/Accounting
Club(s): Robotics Club
- Took gaming way too seriously and spent his weekends in front of his PS4
- Enjoyed spending hours playing Settlers of Catan and board games in the study lounges of the dorms
- Had an opinion about everything in class — he always raised his hand and told people (even the teacher) how they were incorrect
- Was forced by his friends to attend parties and could be found bopping along quietly in a dark corner
Ann Perkins: The Beauty
Major(s): Pre-Health, Biology
Club(s): Active Minds, Global Medical Brigades, Delight
- Unfortunately experienced ALL the different types of fuck-boys in college
- Was the best to go to for boy advice
- Passionate about helping people and wanted to change the world with medicine
- Could be found volunteering at the hospital after school
- Was always invited to parties and spent her weekends out and about, mixed with sleeping in until 1:00 pm on Sundays
Andy Dwyer: The Idiot
Major(s): Undeclared/Undecided
Club(s): Burnt Marshmallow Camping Club
- Was a fraternity legend because he could open a beer bottle with his pinky toe
- Still didn’t understand how to register for classes after his junior year
- Had never done his own laundry before coming to college
- Still used his Superman sheets from 10 years ago
- Was in a rock band that always performed at the school’s open mic events
Ron Swanson: The Man
Major(s): Engineering
Club(s): Investment Group
- Attended all the school’s football games and could always be found yelling out curse words and “constructive” criticism to the players and coaches
- Constantly bashed “the man,” “the system,” P-Safe, and any other form of authority on campus
- Averaged 8-10 plates at the cafeteria for every meal
- Questioned every teacher as to the real purpose of going to college and what his hard-earned money was actually going to
- Didn’t believe in technology and therefore did not turn in 70% of his assignments
- Attracted many women due to his manly aura
Tom Haverford: The Techie
Major(s): Business/PR and Advertising
Club(s): Hungry Panther Reviews, AKPsi
- Could always be found hollering at multiple women, bouncing back from rejection, and rocking multiple patterns at parties
- Never let his roommate borrow his clothes
- Decorated his dorm with posters of Drake, Kanye, and other motivational men
- Never ate at the cafeteria or bought clothes from campus but somehow never ran out of money
- Used way too much slang, to the point where he could not censor it out of essays
- Reached ultimate fuck-boy level
April Ludgate: The Hipster
Major(s): Art or Music
Club(s): N/A
- Was deemed typical hipster girl
- Could be found listening to the Smiths, wearing combat boots, and attempting to stab a voodoo doll with her Bic pen
- Constantly wearing “resting bitch face” Â
- Hated everyone and everything and made it known
- Never did her work, but instead offered arguments on why every assignment was pointless
Donna Meagle: The Richie
Major(s): Business Administration
Club(s): AKPsi
- All of her friends were guys and most of them were in love with her
- Fun to party with: she didn’t take care of girls who didn’t know their limits but she’d get them into all the parties
- Pampering was key; she enjoyed treating herself to pedicures and Netflix at the end of a long day
Jerry Gergich: The Other
Major(s): Peace Studies
Club(s): History Club, Educators in Action
- Always encountered people who didn’t understand his major or how he would get a job
- Could be found helping out at the admissions office, but was put in the back since he botched even the simplest jobs
- Was the nice guy who many girls took advantage of
- Was known all throughout campus as the class clown, although he was never trying to be funny
- Constantly excited about class projects and usually ended up doing all the work
Chris Traeger: The Yes Man
Major(s): Kinesiology
Club(s): Chapman Runs SoCal, Food Science and Nutrition Association, Health and Healing
- Always had high energy to the point that it got annoying
- Could be found coming back from a run or doing cardio at the gym
- Angered his roommate because his alarm went off at 6:00 am everyday
- Never drank at parties and instead spent his time on the dance floor
- Only ate salads at the cafeteria and led a protest for healthier foods
Which character are you most like?