Steps of Going Out (as told by Tyra Banks)

1. When your crush texts you wondering what your plan is for the night. 

2. You attempt to do a smokey eye. 

3. Your make-up and hair are on point.

4. But your heels are too high. 5. When your friend is taking too long to get ready.

6. Uber fares are doubled. 

7. When you walk into a pre-game. 

8. Your friend is out of control.

9. Your song comes on at a pre-game. 

10. You take a tequila shot with lime.

11. You’re starting to feel the shot. 

12. The cops are already at the party when you show up. 

13. You end up at your favorite drunchies spot. 

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