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Stages of Going Out (As Told by Dwight Schrute)

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Chapman chapter.

I’ve been waiting for this party all week, let’s do this!

TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NIGHT OF THE SEMESTER I KNOW IT!

*pregame pregame pregame*

The party has ARRIVED.

Hey I know you!

Hey I stare at the back of your head in Advertising!

Hey I saw you at the gym that one time!

Hey we made out once!

Why am I so sweaty?

Cops are here? No worries, we’ll just hit up the next house.

Why is everyone leaving??! ITS 11:30!!!!!!!

*ends up watching The Office alone*