Everyone knows Ed Sheeran’s songs make you want to fall in love, so I decided to give it a go and message guys on Tinder using only Ed Sheeran lyrics.
I put this selfie with Ed as a profile pic, because I think I’m funny.
Kyle and I actually kept a conversation going for a while, which I was pretty proud of. However, all good things must end (and I ran out of things that would go with our conversation).
Wow okay John, I didn’t realize this was a competition, my bad.
William wasn’t having it. Tbh, at this point, neither was I.
Thank you, Kenston for explaining to me that my eyes are, in fact, not red. Also, his final comment honestly kills me, the poor guy is so confused. (Disclaimer: I was not actually stoned).
Honestly Kevin, me too.
Cameron truly encapsulated how I felt this entire experiment in two concise lines: smooth and random.
Kyle figured me out, which I should’ve expected since he also loves Monopoly and is therefore superior to every other guy I messaged.
Shoutout to Ed for having loads of smoking-related lyrics. Honestly, without his lyrics, Hunter and I would have had absolutely nothing to talk about.
First of all, Daniel, don’t tell someone you’re stealing their line (although it is a pretty good one). Second of all, enough with the devil emoji.
Honestly Corey, I don’t even know what I’m talking about.
First of all, Blake’s “Well it looks like you’ve healed well” is my favorite response I got; I don’t know why. I started crying because I was laughing so hard. Second of all, no, I am not real. I am a figment of your imagination.
Ethan honestly pissed me off, always trying to one-up me. Also, the lyric is from “Supermarket Flowers” and is indeed what I said, so nice try hun.
Considering Joel obviously likes Ed Sheeran, it took him a long time to figure out what I was doing. Smh. Fake fan.
Honestly, I have no clue what was going on here.
Oh Burt, you sultry fellow.
10 points to Christopher for his sarcasm and figuring out what I was doing.
In conclusion, despite the fact that Ed Sheeran has killer lyrics, I did not manage to find the love of my life on Tinder. Tragic.