1. You live on pizza.
Wait, there’s a salad bar in the caf?
2. Your room is a disaster.
No matter how hard you try, you can’t seem to clear out the layers of junk on your desk or mountains of clothes surrounding your bed. How does your roommate keep her side looking so Pinterest perfect?
3. You’re the reigning champ of every drinking game.
Beer pong, flip cup, you name it. Are you sure doing a kegstand isn’t an intramural sport?
4. You’re the definition of a heavyweight.
While all your friends are throwing up or passing out, you’re still going strong.
5. Relationships aren’t really your thing.
It’s a lot more fun for you to have no-strings-attached flings than be tied down. Who needs a boyfriend?
6. You’re majorly jealous of fraternity rush week.
Bowling, beach days, golfing and barbeques? Yes please.
7. People constantly tell you to act more ladylike.
And you’re completely unphased.
8. You’re the ultimate wing woman.
Since you’re the best of both worlds, girl and guy friends always come to you for help. And, of course, you come through.
9. You have more guy friends than girls.
Nothing against girls, but sometimes you get along better with the bros.