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It’s National (insert random noun here) Day

When I can get a free donut from Krispy Kreme on National Donut Day or spend a whole day instagramming multiple pictures of my dog on National Pet Day, I forget the troubles of life.  I can’t express how often I see a sign or photo caption celebrating National (insert random noun here) Day.  I have to admit, I like to play along with the more popular days such as National Coffee Day and National Play Outside Day.  However, just about anyone can mark their calendar and claim we must honor a certain object for the next 24 hours.  Just how ridiculous can 30/31 days of National worship of (insert random noun here) get?  Take a look for yourself.

November 2014

1st:

National Cook for Your Pet Day

(They’re part of the family aren’t they?)

National Vinegar Day

World Vegan Day

2nd:

National Deviled Egg Day

National Zero Tasking Day

(If only this was every day…)

3rd:

National Sandwich Day

National Cliché  Day

(You know what they say: All is fair in love and war.)

National Jellyfish Day

4th:

National Candy Day

National Traffic Director Day

National Use Your Common Sense Day

(Hey, you learn from your mistakes.)

5th:

National Doughnut Day

National Stress Awareness Day

(Now’s a good excuse to try out that yoga class)

6th:

National Men Make Dinner Day


National Nachos Day

(Hmmm coincidence that these are on the same day…?)

7th:

National Hug a Bear Day

(A teddy bear, that is.)

8th:

National Cappuccino Day

National Cook Something Bad and Pungent Day

National Harvey Wallbanger Day

(Cheers!)

9th:

National Chaos Never Dies Day

International Tongue Twister Day

(Irish wrist watch, Irish risht wash, Iris vis…ughhhh.)

10th:

National Forget Me Not Day

National Vanilla Cupcake Day

National Area Code Day

(Where my 704’s at!?)

11th:

National Sundae Day

(Any excuse to order a large waffle cone with sprinkles.)

National Origami Day

Veterans Day

12th:

National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day

(Anchovies….eww.)

13th:

National Indian Pudding Day

World Kindness Day

(Hugs for everyone! But no, you still can’t borrow my lipstick..)

14th:

National Pickle Day

National Spicy Guacamole Day

(Buen apetito!)

15th:

National Philanthropy Day

National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day

(Is that chicken? Or a dust bunny?)

National Raisin Bran Cereal Day

National Guinness World Record Day

16th:

National Fast Food Day

(I’ll take a large fry with that.)

National Button Day

National Have a Party with Your Bear Day

17th:

National Baklava Day

National International Student Day

National Take a Hike Day

National Homemade Bread Day

National Unfriend Day

(Now we are officially not friends.)


18th:

Mickey Mouse’s Birthday

(Gotta celebrate the face of everyone’s childhood.)

National Vichyssoise Day

19th:

National Carbonated Beverage with Caffeine Day

National Have a Bad Day Day

(Better go ahead and bake some cookies for later.)

International Men’s Day

20th:

National Absurdity Day

(You hired a professional photographer for your cat…?)

National Use Less Stuff Day

National Peanut Butter Fudge Day

21st:

National Stuffing Day

World Hello Day

(Bonjour, Salve, Hola, Hallo, Hallå.)

World Television Day

22nd:

National Go for a Ride Day

(Helmet. Check. Brakes? Check. Tires? Check.)

National Adoption Day

23rd:

National Cashew Day

(Maybe don’t celebrate if you’re allergic to nuts…)

National Eat a Cranberry Day

24th:

National Sardines Day

National Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day

(Only cool kids play the glockenspiel)

25th:

National Parfait Day

National Shopping Reminder Day

(Eventually Victoria’s Secret will have a sale… I just have to wait it out.)

26th:

National Cake Day

National Tie One on Day

(Tie on an apron, that is. Boys don’t forget to kiss the chef ;) )

27th:

National Bavarian Cream Pie Day

National Pins and Needles Day

Thanksgiving

(Very much food. So much full.)

28th:

National French Toast Day

National Buy Nothing Day

Black Friday

(Don’t even think about it woman. Those shoes are mine.)

National Flossing Day

29th:

National Electronic Greetings Day

(Let’s see, which picture should I use to “elf myself” this year…?)


National Square Dancing Day

International Aura Day

30th:

National Mousse Day

National Stay at Home Cause You’re Well Day

(Princess Diaries 2 is on Netflix now?! Score!)

As November comes to a close, the list of holidays continues.  Already there are multiple National (blank) Day calendars online for December and even into 2015.  There will never come a day when you have nothing to celebrate.

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