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What Single People Hope They Won’t Hear This Valentine’s Day

Alexandra Elves Student Contributor, Carleton University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Carleton chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

We get it, you’re in a relationship!

So, are you seeing anyone right now?

I have the perfect person to set you up with.

There’s plenty of fish in the sea.

Oh? Are you still single?

The right person comes when you aren’t even looking.

You’re lucky. I miss being single!

Have you tried Tinder?

Sorry, it’s just a couples thing.

You’re so awesome! I don’t get it.

They’re out there waiting for you.

Pro Tip: To have a fun day take a shot every time you hear one of these phrases.

Alexandra graduated in 2021 with a degree in journalism and professional writing.