1. “Are my shorts too short? Crap I totally should have worn yoga pants…”
2. Whether or not you will be fortunate enough to spot that hot guy in your Econ class who claims to go to the gym on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 7:30– not that you were paying attention.
3. Is there a freakin’ rock in my shoe? I need new Nikes.
4. How you forgot to bring your new cute pink bedazzled water bottle (again) and how inconvenient it’ll be when you have to wait around at the fountain with all the peasants.
5. How much you wish you could actually play basketball. I guess you’ll just have to settle for being a baller in everything else in life.
6. “Why can’t my ponytail have the cute flip all the other girls’ ponytails have?!?”
7. How buff you would be if you actually worked out more often… What an idea!
8. Let’s be real. I’m only here for the eye candy.