Because everyone knows that food is life.
1.You don’t remember the last time you were full enough to turn down food.
When the question is food, the answer is yes.
2.You’re always planning your next meal…
… and the next… and probably the next.
3.You spend most of your money eating at restaurants and shopping for groceries.
4. In fact, Trader Joe’s and Whole Foods are pretty much your second homes.
So what if I just spent $11 on organic Hazelnut butter? My lunch tomorrow is gonna be bomb AF!
5. You’ve started seeing your favorite foods in your dreams.
And what wonderful dreams they are!
6.Food time is your zen time, whether you’re eating it, cooking it or just thinking about it.
7.You just can’t relate to anyone that’s said they “forgot to eat” a meal.
Do you have a soul? Are you even human?
8.Going out to a new restaurant is like Christmas morning!
9.But choosing what to order can be a bit of a struggle…
SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO EAT!
10. Sometimes, you’ll try to convince your friends to split, so you can try more dishes.
Probably going to sneak a little taste from everyone’s plates, TBH.
11. You’re that annoying friend who photographs every meal.
No shame.
12. You actually love eating alone.
No people = no dumb conversations to get in the way of my food!
13. But when someone cancels fancy restaurant plans, you’re devastated.
And just like that, your night became half as fun.
14. You know the best thing about travel is the food!
GOURMET FOR DAYS!
15. Nothing annoys you more than picky eaters.
Don’t they know they’re wasting their lives away?
16. When someone says a food you like is gross, you couldn’t care less.
More for me!
17. People think you spend too much time preparing meals.
Maybe, but at least your homemade pizza beats their DiGiornio.
18. You’re obsessed with weird ingredient combinations.
Who knows, you might discover a life-changing food-duo and become famous.
19. All you want for Christmas are kitchen gadgets.
That zucchini isn’t going to “spiralize” itself, you know!
20. But anyone can surprise you with food, and that would be fine.
“OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVED AVOCADOS?”
21. You can’t imagine life without good food.
So go on and live the best life you can!