1. Oh what do you know! Wifi isn’t connecting… AGAIN!
Hey SecureMustangWireless, didn’t see ya there (literally). Where are you Internet? And why aren’t you coming?
2. It is funny how I pay tuition for this school and yet I can’t even connect to the Internet.
Hilarious actually.
3. Okay, I got one bar… Oh nope. No bars, no bars at all.
MustangWireless, you ravenous monster you. I’m tired of your games.
4. *Closes eyes* abracadabra!
Well, it was worth a shot.
5. No I do not want to “set up” the Mustang Network. Just connect me, darn it.
I’ve already done this process like a zillion times. Come on Wifi, help a distressed, exhausted and irritated college student out.
Is that too much to ask?
6. Okay, I will give you another chance. I owe you that much.
*Turns Wifi on and off about 20 times*
Are you working yet?
… No
7. What does the word ‘secure’ even mean anymore?
Life is purposeless. I just want cake.
8. Maybe this is Karma for something?
I knew I should have picked up that gum wrapper I saw on the way here. I am sorry universe.
9. Online quiz is due in 10 minutes…
Why isn’t “Due to unreliable and aggravating Wifi, I am unable to turn in my assignment” a valid excuse?
*Starts drafting email*
*Can’t send email because of no Internet*
10. I most definitely took for granted my Wifi automatically connecting at home.
When is our next break again?
11. FINALLY!
Oh good! Just as I am about to leave the library, you decide to work. You have won this time Internet. Until next time.