1. Why are there so many squirrels?
2. Will I get hit by an acorn today?
3. What time is meal exchange exactly?
4. How much flex/how many meal swipes do I have left?
5. How have I used so much flex already?
6. Is the food in Cavs Corner going to be good today?
7. Why is it so hot in the library basement?
8. Will the shuttle be on time today?
9. Does everyone really need to print when I’m trying to?
10. Why do textbooks cost so much money?
11. What is this book even about?
12. Will my favorite Jazzman’s/Sandella’s/Cavs Corner/The RAC Grille employee be working today?
13. When is the bookstore going to have a sale?
14. Why haven’t my professors graded anything on Blackboard?
15. Could Cabrini One not crash when I’m trying to pick my schedule?
16. Will the Wi-Fi ever work?
17. How many icebreakers can one school have?
18. How do you put in your mailbox combination again?
19. Is there anyone on this campus that I don’t recognize?
20. Why do 8:15 classes have to exist?
21. Do I really have to wake up on a Monday?
22. What’s going on in West tonight?
23. Should I go out or should I just order Insomnia?
24. Is going off campus worth losing a good parking spot?
25. How many tour groups can I really see in one day?
26. Why are people so loud when I’m trying to study?
27. If Cabrini is changed to a university, does it mean we get new IDs?
28. Is there an event in the Mansion anytime soon?
29. When’s Fast Track week?
30. When is the next PB&J night?
31. Why does the 10 minutes it takes to walk across campus feel so much longer in the cold?
32. When’s the next fun trip I can go on?
33. What events does CAP Board have planned this week?
34. Why is my favorite professor so awesome?
35. Is it possible for campus to look any prettier?
36. Could I love any other school as much as I love Cabrini? Never.