I don’t know about you guys, but Christmas music INFURIATES ME. It’s like whenever something bad happens in my life, I step in dog shit, I fail an exam, I wake up with gum stuck in my hair, Jingle Bell Rock is playing deep in the back of my mind. But you know what’s going to be playing when I eventually win the lottery, probably one of these songs, because Halloween music is the real deal.
“Disturbia” – Rihanna
“Monster” – Kanye West
“Thriller” – Michael Jackson
“Ghostbusters” – Ray Parker Jr.
“Time Warp” – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
“Heads Will Roll” – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
“I Want Candy” – Bow Wow Wow
“Super Freak” – Rick James
“Funhouse” – P!nk
“She’s Not There” – Glee Cast
“Smooth Criminal” – Alien Ant Farm
“Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me” – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
“Sucker for Pain” – Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, Imagine Dragons
“Heathens” – twenty one pilots
“Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?” – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
“My Beloved Monster” – Eels
“Scarecrow” – Beck
“Bury a friend” – Billie Eilish
“Psycho Killer” – Talking Heads
“Superstition” – Stevie Wonder
“Haunted” – Beyonce
“Zombie” – The Cranberries
“Sympathy for the Devil” – The Rolling Stones
“Creep” – Radiohead
“Monster” – Lady Gaga
“Somebody’s Watching Me” – Rockwell
“Killer Queen” – Queen
“A Nightmare on My Street” – DJ Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince
Okay, you’re welcome. Time to ditch those dusty Christmas CDs.