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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Butler chapter.

This late night, giggle inducing piece was inspired by my darling pal and fellow HC writer, Kait Wilbur, when she sent a snapchat of a dude on campus that looks like the off brand version of John Greene, who she calls Joe Chartreuse.

 

I will now list my ideal celebrity off brands for no purpose other than my own laughs.

 

  1. Taryn Quick (Taylor Swift)

 

  1. Rick Bonus (Nick Jonas)

 

  1. Mariana RioGrande (Ariana Grande)

 

  1. Bryan Eathis (Ryan Seacrest)

 

  1. Betty Yolo (Beyonce Knowles)

 

  1. Yani East (Kanye West)

 

  1. Molly Sinus (Miley Cyrus)

  1. Debby Partition (Dolly Parton)

 

  1. Rob Toss (Bob Ross)

 

  1. JJ Mr. Cool (Ll Cool J)

Rae Stoffel

Butler '20

Rae Stoffel is a senior at Butler University studying Journalism with a double minor in French and strategic communications. With an affinity for iced coffee, blazers, and the worlds worst jokes, she calls herself a witty optomistic, which can be heavily reflected in her writing. Stoffel is a Chicago native looking forward to returning to the windy city post graduation.