This is a super busy week for me. Between schoolwork and my part-time job serving coffee to students who are slowly losing their will to live, the creative juices just aren’t flowing the way they should. (Also, I haven’t made any major self-discoveries or clothing purchases in a while.)
I wish I could quit school and just write lovely articles for you all, but unfortunately someday I will require money that I can exchange for goods and services. Were I to devote myself to a full-time career in pseudo-journalism, here is the amazing content you would be seeing from me.
Is Channing Tatum Actually Hot or Just Tall and Charismatic?
I Tried Not Over-Analyzing Everything People Say to Me – Here’s What Happened
Are We Gonna Talk About That Justin Timberlake Album or Just All Agree to Gloss Over It?
Ten Shapes You’ll Be Shaving Into Your Eyebrows This Summer
Which One of the Original Wiggles Will Be Kendall Jenner’s Baby Daddy? (It’s Not Who You Think)
Why Disney Needs a Princess Who Thinks the Earth is Flat
Pharrell Williams’ “Happy”: Looking Back 10 Years Later
Why Rostam Batmanglij Leaving Vampire Weekend Gave Me Abandonment Issues
Why Ezra Koenig Creating “Neo Yokio” Gave Me Vampire Weekend Issues
Why Ezra Koenig From Vampire Weekend Wearing Boat Shoes Gave Me Boat Shoe Issues
(Some of these are just about Vampire Weekend.)
An Artist Drew the Baby Looney Tunes All Grown Up and It Is EVERYTHING
Scientists Are Developing a Giant Lizard Who Will Buy You Tacos and Touch Your Butt
Five Ways to Incorporate Poutine Into Your Daily Routine
Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky:” Looking Back 10 Years Later
The Signs as the Sounds Cardi B Makes With Her Mouth
It’s a shame none of these will come to fruition.
~Kait