Ya hate to see it, ya really do.
The classic crush:
The one you embarrass yourself trying to pursue
And can always make you blush.
You get puppy dog eyes
As this beautiful mans walks by
Your body becomes paralyzed
As you think to yourself, “I’m gonna marry this guy.”
Your world is shaken up
So tell your friends after discovering your new love
They all shake their heads and crack up
When you explain “We’re dating already…kind of”
This ain’t your first rodeo
So you make a plan to talk to him
Because you’re a crush-slaying PRO
Even though you almost died seeing him at the gym.
Seeing him out is quite the scene
Because essentially everyone knows you obsess.
You try to act like you’re a queen,
But you know a simple hello is a huge success.
When he’s finally standing next to you,
you call your friends for backup
As they run over to come through
The two of you bump and he says “What’s up!”
Your heart is racing
You don’t know what to do
When the love of your life is who you’re facing
And you say, “Oh hey! Nice to meet you!”
Your smile says it all
Because even though you talk a big game
You walk a little bit more tall
When he finally knows you by name.
A pathetic yet hilarious hymn
Ya hate to see it, ya really do.
But hey, just go out on a limb
Because maybe your dream will come true!