…if you actually miss trick or treating…
…and wish it was still acceptable to wear your costume to class like you did in lower school
…to opt for a funny costume, even if it is super unflattering…
…or to use Halloween as an excuse to wear an absurd dress
…to go to a Halloween date party matching your best friend instead of your date
…if Disney’s Halloweentown is the scariest Halloween movie you’ve seen
…to take advantage of the November 1st candy sales
…if you’ve had your costume(s) planned since August…
…or throw something together last minute
…to host a pumpkin carving contest amongst your friends…
…even if you absolutely stink at carving pumpkins
…to refuse to pay $70 for a prepackaged costume from the Halloween superstore