It’s getting pretty close to Finals Week, so I know you all are studying (or stressing) hard. But, as your Fairy God-writer, I shall grant you a break from that. Today’s assignment is to dream of the lavish lifestyle of your favorite female celebrity. What would you do with her power? What would you do with her unique talent? What would you do with her WARDROBE? To help answer these questions, I have produced all the possibilities of your dream life in accordance with the real life of “Diamonds” singer, Rihanna:
In this economy, a celebrity paycheck would definitely be beneficial for a college student. If you were Rihanna, you would be able to afford the entire Boston University tuition. But, with your high profile status, you would have to purchase a luxurious apartment near the Boston Commons and take a limo to and from class everyday.
Due to the high volume of albums you have released in the past seven years—seven to be exact—, and your impressive collection of Grammy awards, your fan base is enormous. As your Fairy God-writer, I would love to grant you a spot as a performer at BU’s Agganis Arena. As your fans already know, you have won MTV VMA’s in all the regions of the world and you were voted BRIT’s Best International Female Artist in 2011. It’s about time the BU Terriers acquire a taste of international superstar.
Speaking of international superstars, I can grant you the queen of female solo artists on those magical social networking sites. This translates to about 26 million followers on Twitter and double the amount of Facebook Fans than Beyonce and Adele. No need to worry about updating your pages, though. Since you are Rihanna, I can grant you a 24/7 social media correspondent.
What Collegiette wouldn’t want Rihanna’s legs? With one wish, I can grant you insured legs worth one million dollars. You are also guaranteed bragging rights for these lovely limbs. If you prefer, this wish could earn you a new hairstyle for every one of your unique emotional states.
Sometimes the weather gets so drab in Boston, a great way to perk up is wearing a hot new outfit. Rihanna is known as an international trendsetter, and I am more than willing to grant a closet full of her wardrobe. Your apartment will have plenty of space for a catwalk, too! Take caution with this wish: expect that your non-celebrity friends will borrow at least one article of clothing or pair of shoes per week.
One of the most important qualities a fierce woman should possess is confidence. With a flick of my wrist, I can transform you into the essence of Rihanna. You would have the confidence to speak about personal experiences, empower women and children, and raise awareness on various issues. You would be the most powerful female student on campus. (I would take that wish, for sure!)
Although that does not conclude the possibilities, I unfortunately cannot overextend my Fairy God-writer powers! Anyways, you don’t need a fairy to become the celebrity of your campus. All you need is a spark that makes you “shine bright like a diamond” from the inside out!
Sources:
http://www.bettyconfidential.c…
http://www.lyrics.com/diamonds…
http://www.mtv.com/artists/rih…
http://www.rihannanow.com/bio/
https://www.facebook.com/rihanna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…
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