One of our favorite, binge-worthy shows has returned! Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is back and better than ever! We are so so excited to watch every single episode (maybe a little too excited)! So we decided to go through the inevitable stages of binge-watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
When you first hear Kimmy Schmidt is coming back
You call up all your friends to let them know its back
And you plan on watching it together, but one of your “friends” starts without you
Realizing you can’t watch it all in one day because you have classes and other responsibilities
When your friends say it’s a stupid show…
When you see Twitter fights about people spoiling
When your suitemate is three episodes ahead of you already
When the first episode is over but the next one plays automatically
When you have to act busy when your friends ask why you’re staying in on a Friday night
When Kimmy says something stupid that makes you think of everything differently
When you think one of Kimmy’s comebacks is funny and you’re not sure if that makes you hip or not
Debating whether or not it is worth the walk over to the dining hall for dinner
When you take a short break from watching to have some fun with real people
Realizing you probably shouldn’t go out until after you are finished with this season
Looking at the time and seeing that it is already 4AM
When you have to lie about what episode you’re on so you don’t seem so sad and/or pathetic
Having your family and friends gather together to have an intervention for you before you even hit episode six…
Taking a break to go outside
Getting to the last episode…
You start empowering your suitemates… by quoting Kimmy
When you have to back to your daily life and you actually do not know how to function
But you’re friends keep asking where you’ve been for the past few days.