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My Freshmen Story: Most Embarrassing Freshmen Moments

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Allison McCluskey Student Contributor, Bryant University
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Kelly Farrell Student Contributor, Bryant University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bryant chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Here at Her Campus we understand that freshman year can sometimes seem like a Series of Unfortunate Events.  So, we compiled a list of some of the worst moments of our college careers to make you feel a little better about anything still haunting you!

– “Snapped a photo of my crush in the Fisher Center, and the flash went off!  He saw!”

– “I was texting and walking back to my dorm and not realizing that the handicap door closed, I walked right into the door in from of some really hot guys”

– “I fell off the bed while hooking up with a guy”

– “Second day of classes I showed up 30 minutes late thinking I was on time and everyone stared at me”

– “I was at a townhouse party and broke my shoe, I threw them and it hit someone in the head, I then walked around the townhouses barefoot all night”

– “I had a walk of shame during fall open house and had to pass through a tour to get to my room…”

– “Hooking up with a guy and having a picture of it on Instagram a month later…”

– “I was smack talking my professor about how much of a joke he was and turned around to see him walking behind me”

– “I fell into a thorn bush and had to spend an hour in Health Services getting them plucked out”

– “I picked up a poop dollar that the baseball players put on the ground as a prank…they were all watching”

– “I got my breakfast in the dining hall and then my silverware and I ended up spilling my waffle with syrup and my bowl of cereal over all of the silverware.  They had to roll the entire silverware station away!”

– “I hooked up with a guy on Saturday and realized Monday morning that I sat next to him in class”

– “I was hooking up with a guy and realized he was uncircumcised, I screamed and ran out of the room”

– “Second day of psychology I went to the wrong class time and walked out half way through the class when I finally realized”

– “After getting very drunk at the townhouses and brought back to my room by friends, the fire alarm in the freshman hall went off. I didn’t want to leave my bed so DPS came in, asked if I was okay, and told me to leave my room. So I managed to get in the stairwell and sit down, but I still was told by DPS to leave the building. Outside with the rest of the freshman I continued making a scene and embarrassing myself. On top of it, I was wearing a pajama shirt as pants…”

– “One time Salmo was so incredibly busy for dinner and there were no seats available, so me and my friends stood and ate. I never will go to salmo at 6 ever again.”

 

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