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If There Were a Vagina Monologue for Your Life, What Would It Say?

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Makena Sage Student Contributor, Bryant University
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Bryant chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

If you came to our launch party in the Roto last week, you probably couldn’t help but notice the red “dot” in a sea of pink. The Alliance for Women’s Awareness hosted a table to raise awareness about The Vagina Monologues show, which will be taking place on Tuesday, March 5th at 9:15 p.m. in South. Instead of just handing out flyers though, they decided to ask students a question: If there were a vagina monologue for your life, what would it say? The responses flooded in, some funny, some strange, and all very revealing. We got over 60 submissions, and chose the top 20 to share with our readers (in no particular order):

Top 20 Submissions

More than just a vagina
Wonderful from head to toe… & every g-spot in between
Lips of an angel
Don’t cross the Archway unless you’re ready to graduate
Haitian Sensation
What’s your credit score?
Confessions of a teenage virgin
Don’t be a chicken, get lickin!
Secrets of a dusty vag

Less talk, more action!
The Slobbery Bulldog
Tickle me crazy
Many have tried, most have failed
You can bet that I’m wet
Chocolate-covered forbidden fruit
Nothing’s finah than this vagina in China!
It doesn’t fit
I enjoy having sex.That does not make me a WHORE!
My vagina was my campus
Peace, Love and Vaginas  

    Thanks to everyone who submitted! Be sure to come out and see Bryant student’s perform Eve Ensler’s The Vagina Monologues on Tuesday!
     

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    Makena Sage
    Makena is a senior at Bryant University, studying International Business, Marketing and Spanish. In addition to co-founding Her Campus at Bryant, Makena is a published author, a peer mentor for Academic Programs International, works as a research assistant on campus, and is over-involved in general (and loving it). When she isn’t running frantically between classes, work and meetings, Makena enjoys travel, good Tex-Mex and getting lost in a great book.