Disney Channel Movie Marathon: Definitive Ranking of 51 DCOMs

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard that Disney Channel is having a legendary movie marathon next month! It starts Friday, May 27, and contains all of your favorite throwbacks. This Memorial Day marathon celebrates the release of their 100th original movie, Adventures in Babysitting. Unfortunately, none of us have time to sit around watching Disney movies for four days straight. That’s why we ranked them based on how badly you need to watch them. Enjoy!

MUST watch:

Try your hardest to watch, or record, at least some of these movies! They’re classics that will bring you right back to your childhood. Ranked by awesomeness:

1.      Monday 4:25 p.m.: High School Musical

2.      Monday 1:05 p.m.: Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century

3.      Monday 11:30 a.m.: Halloweentown

4.      Friday 8:00 p.m.: High School Musical 2  

5.      Monday 1:50 a.m.: The Cheetah Girls

6.      Saturday 4:20 a.m.: The Thirteenth Year

7.      Monday 2:55 p.m.: Smart House

8.      Monday  6:15 p.m.: Camp Rock

9.      Monday 11:55 p.m.: Cadet Kelly

10.   Friday 10:00 a.m.: Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama

11.   Saturday 1:10 p.m.: Cow Belles

12.   Saturday 6:15 p.m.: Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

13.   Saturday 2:50 p.m.: Twitches

14.   Sunday 4:35 p.m.: Motocrossed

15.   Saturday 9:50 a.m.: Quints


Try to watch:

We aren’t freaking out over these movies, but they’re worth tuning into if you happen to be free!

1.      Friday 11:20 a.m.: Read It and Weep

2.      Friday 12:55 p.m.: Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

3.      Friday 9:55 p.m.: The Cheetah Girls 2

4.      Friday 11:45 p.m.: Zenon the Zequel

5.      Friday 1:25 a.m.: Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge

6.      Friday 4:25 a.m.: Alley Cats Strike!

7.      Saturday 8:05 a.m.: The Proud Family Movie

8.      Saturday 4:30 p.m.: The Even Stevens Movie

9.      Saturday 2:40 a.m.: Halloweentown High

10.   Sunday 6:00 a.m.: Right On Track

11.   Sunday 9:35 a.m.: Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off

12.   Sunday 11:20 a.m.: Brink!

13.   Sunday 1:10 p.m.: Double Teamed

14.   Sunday 1:20 a.m.: Pixel Perfect

15.   Sunday 2:55 a.m.: The Other Me

16.   Monday 10:00 a.m.: Stuck in the Suburbs

17.   Monday 3:35 a.m.: Johnny Tsunami


Don’t bother:

1.      Friday 2:40 p.m.: Jump In!

2.      Friday 2:55 a.m.: Twitches Too

3.      Saturday 6:25 a.m.: You Wish!

4.      Saturday 8:00 p.m.: Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

5.      Saturday 9:50 p.m.: Princess Protection Program

6.      Saturday 11:30 p.m.: The Cheetah Girls: One World

7.      Sunday 7:45 a.m.: Full-Court Miracle

8.      Sunday 2:55 p.m.: Rip Girls


What even are these:

Most of these movies were made after your average college student stopped watching DCOMs, OR so long ago we don’t remember them. They might be good but, honestly, we wouldn’t know.

1.      Friday 4:15 p.m.: Lemonade Mouth

2.      Friday 6:15 p.m.: Zapped

3.      Saturday 11:25 a.m.: Horse Sense

4.      Sunday 6:20 p.m.: Cloud 9

5.      Sunday 8:00 p.m.: Teen Beach 2

6.      Sunday 9:55 p.m.: Bad Hair Day

7.      Sunday 11:40 p.m.: How to Build a Better Boy

8.      Sunday 4:30 a.m.: Genius

9.      Monday 8:00 p.m.: Descendants

10.   Monday 10:05 p.m.: Teen Beach Movie


Schedule from Entertainment Weekly

So what do you think, did we underestimate your favorite DCOM? Let us know in the comments!