This week’s Campus Cutie is Jack Patterson!
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Graduation Year: 2017
Major/ Minor: Business Administration/ Procrastination
Hometown: Suffield, CT
On-Campus Activities: Bryant Baseball, founder of the Disney “Scene It?” Club
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Any Secret Talents? Downward dog…
Dream Job: Nina Agdal’s poolboy
Pet Peeves: Eating lunch alone in Salmo, being signed out of study hall
Bucket List: Go to a full week of classes
Favorite thing about Bryant: The red light at the DPS kiosk
Favorite Show: The Office
Top Played Song on your iPod: Come On Eileen by Dexy’s Midnight Riders
Celebrity Crushes: Dwight K. Schrute
Best Pickup Line You’ve Ever Heard: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
If you could bring three things on a desert island, what would they be? Nina Agdal, a jet pack with cup holders, and Dear John on Blue-Ray
Guilty pleasure: One Tree Hill
If you were a car, which car would you be? Mater from Cars
If you were a food, which would you be? A good piece of Sirloin Steak
If you were an animal, what would you be? An orangutan
If a bartender named a drink after you, what would it be called? The Jazzy Jack
What would be the title of your autobiography? Jack’s Jewels
Fun Fact: I’m part Native American.  My great ancestor married Chief Winedance.Â
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