Name: Brian Valovcin
Graduation Year: 2014
Major/Minor: Finance/Communication
Hometown: Weymouth, MA
On-Campus Activities: AV Department, intramural champ, avid walker
The Details
Describe Yourself in 3 Words: Layered, like onions.
Any Secret Talents?: I can magically wake up from bed with lint in my belly button.
Dream Job: To create an ice cream truck store, filled with candy cigs, spongebob pops, screwballs, you name it.
Pet Peeves: When skinny girls say they are fat, shut up, you’re not fat.
Bucket List: Be able to find the same joy that dogs get from hanging their head out of the car window.
Favorites
Favorite Thing About Bryant: The showers.
Favorite Color: I like em all.
Favorite Show: Nathan for You
Favorite Place in the World: Boston Garden
Favorite Food: Buffalo Chicken in any style
#1 Most-Played Song on Your iPod: R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet Chapter 12
Love
Celebrity crush(es): Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Anna Kendrick, Jules from Superbad, Rashida Jones, and of course, Tom Brady obv.
Best Pickup Line You’ve Ever Used: How bout you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Perfect Date in 7 Words: Dinner, movie, bar, hardcore dancing, passionate makeout sesh