1. Stick to the list. You only need two things, toothpaste and vitamins. Stick. To. The. List.
2. Why do they have to put the $1-$3 section right by the entrance? Just take a quick look. Is all of this really only a dollar?!
3. You should check the clearance section. You have a little time to try a few things on. The sundresses are BOGO?! You have to get this, what if they don’t have any more the next time you’re here?
4. What kind of shoes would you even wear with this? You better look for new wedges.
5. You’re getting kind of hungry, you should go look at the grocery section. Sunchips are on sale? Should you get cheddar or harvest salsa? That’s a trick question. Get both!
6. Neon yoga matts! You don’t do yoga… But you could start. Time to get back to that New Year’s resolution! You might as well get that tin water bottle and a new wrist band for your Fitbit. You can never invest too much in your health.
7. Just make a beeline for the toothpaste and don’t look at the home goods section. Was that a hand stitched accent pillow that matches your throw blanket? May you should update your living room, just a few pillows, some wall decals, and that retro looking lamp!
8. Okay, you need toothpaste! But first, you might as well pick up some nail polish to match that dress, while you’re at it.
9. The summer line of candles just came out! You better smell every single one. Breezy Beach in Mason jar!? It might actually be a crime not to buy one…. or two… or all of them.
10. How did you end up buying an entire cart full of stuff, without getting the toothpaste? That was actually a lot of money. You should check your account balance.