Don’t close your eyes and don’t try to hide, or a silly spook may sit by your side, shrouded in a daft disguise they pretend to terrorize grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
Here lies the funnies of this eerie attraction….
The Tombs outside the Attraction Say:
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Good Friend Gordon, now you’ve crossed the river Jordon.
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Dear Departed Brother Dave, he chased a bear into a cave.
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Here Lies Good Old Fred, a great big rock fell on his head.
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Here lies a Man Named Martin, the lights went out on this old Spartan.
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In Memory of our Patriarch Dear Departed, Grandpa Mark.
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Requiescat Francis Xavier, no time off for good behavior.
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Dear Sweet Leota, beloved by all in regions beyond now, having a ball.
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At Peaceful Rest Lies Brother Claude, planted here beneath this sod.
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Mister Sewell, the victim of a dirty duel, Peaceful Rest.
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Here Rests Wathel R. Bender, he rode to glory on a fender Peaceful Rest.
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In Memorium Uncle Myall, here you’ll lie for quite a while.
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Master Gracey Laid to Rest, no mourning please at his request…Farewell.
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RIP cousin huet we all know you didn’t do it.
The Crypts outside the Attraction Say:
In Spiritual Response….
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I lal Lushinashun
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Bea Witch
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Hap A Rition
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Manny Festation
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Metta Fisiks
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Clare Voince
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Wee G. Bored
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I. Emma Spook
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Paul Tergyst
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C.U. Later
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Dustin T. Dust
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Asher Y Ashes
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MT Tomb
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Hail N. Hardy
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I.M. Ready
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Love U. Trudy
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I. Trudy Deui
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Rusty Gates
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Pearl E. Gates
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Rustin Peese
1440/ Blue Beard. Here lieth his loving wives:
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Penelope – died 1434
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Abigail – 1435
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Anastasia – 1436
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Prudence – 1437
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Pheobe – 1438
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Eugenia – 1439
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Lucretia – ….
Seven winsome wives. Some fat, some thin. Six of them were faithful. But the seventh did him in.
Popular Characters of the Haunted Mansion attraction:
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The Hitchhiking Ghosts; Phineas (the Traveler Ghost), Ezra (the Skeleton Ghost), and Gus (the Prisoner Ghost).
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Madame Leota
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Hatbox Ghost
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Constance Hatachaway (the Bride in the Attic).
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Master Gracy
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Ghost Host