As cute as lingerie and animal eared headbands are (I’m a mouse, duh!), make this the Halloween to show off your wit, word wizardry and adorkable lameness. Best thing about these costumes? You can find all the materials you need right at home!
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A Southern Belle
You will need:
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A cow bell
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A half decent southern accent
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A handful of quotes from “Gone with the Wind”
2) Gum Stuck to a Shoe
You will need:
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Pink clothes from head to toe (the color, not the brand!)
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A sneaker tied to your head
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Unlimited patience to repeatedly explain what your costume is throughout the evening
3) “Reigning” Cats and Dogs – yes, we got this one from New Girl
You will need:
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Royal attire (think crown, a sceptre, a velvet robe, etc)
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Plush (or real?) cats and dogs to stick on aforementioned royal attire
4) A French Kiss
You will need:
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White and Black face paint to achieve an authentic Gene Simmons aesthetic
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Excellent genes for your skin to recover from aforementioned face paint
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A cigarette
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A striped black and white shirt and a red necktie
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A baguette
5) Freudian Slip
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A little black slip
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Various labels with words like “libido”, “oral fixation”, and “penis envy”
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Motivation to practice psychoanalysis on every person you encounter (optional)