Thanksgiving is less than a week away. I’m practically gagging just thinking about how nauseated I will feel after crushing pounds of turkey and mashed potatoes. Mmm! If you’re like me—disabled the entire day as a result of overeating—you need a TV bill that will occupy you and keep you from thinking about the fact that the button on your favorite black pants just popped off.
Here’s all of the best TV for the special Thursday! Enjoy!
**These listings are for Eastern (ET)
SHOWS
1:00PM-3:00PM Criminal Minds on ION
3:00PM-4:00PM Duck Dynasty on A&E
4:50PM-7:10PM Ridiculousness on MTV
7:00PM-8:00PM Impractical Jokers on truTV
7:00PM-9:00PM Modern Family on USA
MOVIES
11:00AM-1:30PM Happy Feet on ABC Family
11:30AM-2:00PM That’s My Boy on FXX
11:45AM-1:15PM I’d Climb The Highest Mountain on FXM
12:00PM-2:30PM I Am Legend on Spike
12:15PM-1:50PM The Ringer on MOMAX
1:00PM-3:30PM Footloose on AMC
1:50PM-4:45PM The Hobbit on MOMAX
2:30PM-5:50PM End of Watch on Spike
5:00PM-8:00PM The Notebook on Lifetime
6:15PM-8:00PM Wreck it Ralph ENC
7:00PM-9:30PM Mrs. Doubtfire on NIK
8:00PM-10:00PM Wedding Crashers on MAX
SPORTS
(All day) College Basketball on ESPN
12:30PM Bears vs Lions on CBS
4:30PM Eagles vs Cowboys on FOX
8:30PM Seahawks vs 49ers on NBC
Happy Turkey Day!