1. Ok first thing’s first – what are you bringing to the raid?
A. My trusty camera duh
B. A rather long black bandana
C. A case of natty light
D. I guess some water and a jacket?
2. How knowledgeable are you about aliens?
A. I have my PhD in xenomorph culture, language, and literature
B. I would like to learn more
C. BUILD THE WALL!!!!
D. They’re the green guys, right?
3. Why are you coming to the raid?
A. To show that the government is LYING to the American people. We deserve the truth!!!!
B. To use my incredible speed for the good of humanity and alien kind.
C. Cause it’s in Las Vegas, right?
D. Honestly I dunno, I guess it would be pretty cool to see an alien?
4. Are you taking an alien home?
A. ABSOLUTELY
B. Probably not
C. Hell ya!!
D. I mean I guess if they need a place to stay…
5. Finally- What will you name your alien?
A. I will call them by the name they prefer.
B. Maybe Naruto…
C. Chuck sounds about right.
D. I’m really starting to feel uncomfortable with these questions
Tally up your answers! Choose the answer that corresponds with the letter you chose the most.
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Mostly As: Alien Truther
No one can fool you. You came prepared to prove the government is lying and you WILL free these aliens. Without your conspiracy videos, millions of college students might actually have to start writing their midterm papers. Godspeed.
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Mostly Bs: Naruto Runner
You are the hero that no one asked for, but the one that we all deserve. You came to share your gift with humanity and break the ranks of the United States military. Keep doing you.
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Mostly Cs: Random Frat Guy
Chad, go back to Alpha Sig. You came here to see some aliens, but for all the wrong reasons. Use the internet next time.
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Mostly Ds: Trevor
You’re not exactly sure why you’re here, but you are excited! You clicked on some random Facebook event as a joke, but nowhere you are standing in a desert waiting to see some aliens. Thank you for following through.