Fall Items That Nobody Needs or Wants

These gourd shaped pieces of plastic that are covered in metallic paint; because real gourds are so last season right?

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A pile of fake leaves to do …. I don't even know what with.

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A personalized plastic pumpkin that your neighbor, Janet, will think is super classy and end up also getting for her family. Classic Janet!

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Or these creepy paper pumpkin faces that you literally just tape onto a pumpkin. Like, what happened to classic pumpkin carving? Sure playing with knives is dangerous, and pumpkin carving is how your little cousin Jimmy lost his finger, but it’s still good wholesome fun! Jimmy didn't need that finger anyway!

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This plastic pumpkin gem that is covered in a wildly inaccurate picture of colonial- native peoples relations, back in the days of old!

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Or some laminated maple leaves for indoor decor??

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Wooden eyeballs. Enough said.  

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These planks of wood that I can only assume were supposed to look like rustic pumpkins, but instead ended up looking like my first grade Halloween art project?? Also why do you need weird fake pumpkin sculptures when there are LITERALLY TWO REAL PUMPKINS ON YOUR FRONT STEPS?!?!?!

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This fall themed… Champagne glass, cake cutter, and pen set!? Why is this even a set, like who thought that glasses, cake cutters and a weird pen and pen holder went together? Seriously why?

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Or this leaf shaped bottle opener that is specifically made to be a thank you gift. After all, nothing says ‘thanks’ like a leaf that you use to open a beer, or in this case, orange soda!

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Cover Photo Courtesy of Ben Cheung https://stocksnap.io/photo/YUWRU5Y6F4