This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Brandeis chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
Here are our favorite noteworthy Face book statuses.
Is yours number 1?
Email Abigail@hercampus.com to claim your prize!
5. “procrastinating … still procrastinating … hi … still procrastinating.”
4. “New government term for not knowing where your next meal is coming from: food insecurity. How creative..”
3. “is it sad that the only thing i want more than anything right now is 24/7 library hours?”
2. “the person next to me just googled where to get back alley abortions.”
1. “did someone really steal my baguette last night at the party? I hope you choke on it.”
Check back next week to see if you got scouted for the top 5 funniest statuses at Brandeis!