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10 Haikus By The Coles Tower Elevator

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1.
I see you thinking,
“No one will know it was me”
You’ll regret that fart.

2.
Watch the throne first years,
came up from the bottom–
my name is ‘Otis’.

3.
You drink, I will drive…
no really, you’re ‘so college’
take the can with you.

4.
Ima beep at you
Press ten and I’ll stop at nine
I do what I want.

5.
Shake your tail feather
A position a day, huh?
They have beds for that.

6.
Clap your hands say yeah
I’m gonna break (it) down now
haha you mad bro?

7.
Thirteen floors to go
Tell me your hopes and your fears
Open door policy, what.

8.
Today’s a good day
Urine free and loving it
dreading the weekend.

9.
Do not wear the heels
I’m saying it on record
won’t move ‘til you change.

10.
Free advertising!
Hey, you in the flannel shirt,
Pick up that poster.

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