This week’s profile is Collins 4th floor’s resident comedian and avid twerker, Mike DeJesus. He enjoys walking into his neighbor’s rooms unannounced and falling asleep on other people’s couches and/or beds. He’s a helping hand whenever you need someone to clean up after a party or just need a good laugh.
HCB: What’s your starter pack?
MD: Mid Calf socks, Corn Dogs, Yelling, Football
HCB: How would your roommates describe you?
MD: Loud and obnoxious, yet funny
HCB: What’s your go to pre-game song?
MD: Intoxicated by Martin Garrix
HCB: Favorite Bentley Bathroom:
MD: Adamian because it’s quiet or the Dana Center because the TP quality is great
HCB: Favorite person to watch on youtube?
MD: Jimmy Fallon
HCB: Celeb crush (Male and Female)
MD: JA and a younger Hugh Jackman (X Men 1 probably)
HCB: Scale of 1-10 how good is your insta game?
MD: Well I’ve been managing upwards of 100 likes, so like a hard 8
HCB: Signature Dance move?
MD: I can kinda twerk
HCB: Superpower of choice?
MD: Teleportation–If a girl says she’s home alone, then BOOM! Say no more, I’m there
HCB: Most embarrassing moment at Bentley?
MD: Probably being on the cheerleading team…
HCB: What are you currently watching on Netflix?
MD: That 70’s show
HCB: If you can be any food, what would you be?
MD: Oysters
HCB: Best feature?
MD: My charm
HCB: What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever done?
MD: I landed on my face doing a backflip
HCB: …
MD: I think that’s cool considering I made it more than halfway around
HCB: If there was a sandwich named after you, what would be in it?
MD: Definitely gotta go mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders, french fries, buffalo sauce, bacon, some ranch, more cheese, and we’ll throw in some onion rings for the boys with a fried egg
HCB: Relationship Status?
MD: Get it while it’s hot