Basic Bentley Pet Peeves
When there aren’t any spots under any parking decks… and it’s snowing.
When the line is too long at nugget night.
When someone snags the last chocolate chip cookie at seasons.
When Miguel isn’t on omelets.
When its past 1am and you can’t get into other buildings.
When you trade your stock and it goes up in value the next day.
When late night runs out of mozz sticks.
When My.Bentley crashes on the day of the spring day ticket sale.
When Falcon Mart stopped selling B&Js.
When people stop in the middle of the Smith stairs to talk.
When the professor cancels class but you already trekked it to upper.
When you throw away your Einstein’s receipt and they won’t give you your bagel.
When you have to sell your soul for a spot in the libs during midterms/finals.
When your group members goes MIA only to reappear and take all the credit.
When you get “fired” from your group.
When people scream in the libs/phone booths.
When people play music too loud through their headphones.
When the only open parking spot is the carpool only spot.
When people don’t change over their laundry for hours.
When people can’t cook and they set the fire alarm off on the reg.
When your roommate cooks fish in the Foreman grill.
When you get sexiled.
When all your roommates are sick and you think you’re in the clear but you ain’t.
When there aren’t any lib study rooms open.
When you accidentally leave your car parked behind Collins overnight.
Party Pet Peeves
When there aren’t any cups and you’re forced to drink straight from the Gatorade jug.
When the jungle juice just tastes like glorified Hawaiian punch.
When the jungle juice tastes like straight ruby.
When you finally get to the bathroom and it has no toilet paper.
Having to squat over the toilet because frat bathrooms are vile.
Getting asked if you’re a freshmen when you’re a senior or junior. Like come on.
Underclassmen who wear nice shoes and whine once their ruined. Live and learn.
When a shallow pond develops in the frat basement. Like how? Why? What?
Finding out it’s a bright and tight party after you’ve already picked out and all black outfit.
Finding out it’s a white out once you’re already there. In all black. Own it.
When you spend hours putting on makeup only to sweat it off in the hot basement.