1. I got this, I got this—— I really don’t got this.
2. I should have studied more, or went to office hours, or paid attention in class.
3. Wait, I know this one! Awesome!
4. Okay, things are looking up a bit.
5. Maybe this won’t be that bad.
6. Okay, now it’s a little bad.
7. Now it’s very bad. Very, very bad.
8. Does anyone have a coin I can flip to pick my answer?
9. Eenie, meenie, miney, mo…
10. Is it too late to drop out and become an artist?
11. Harry Potter doesn’t have to do a statement of cash flows; why should I?
12. I’m a failure.
13. I should call my mom to let her know I’m moving back in after college.
14. How sick would I have to be to get out of this test right now?
15. Keep working! Power through!
16. Great open response time.
17. Eenie, meenie, miney, mo won’t work anymore.
18. Wait, but this means my answer to number 5 is completely wrong.
19. Nope, just kidding, it’s right… I think…
20. Halfway done… How much time’s left?
21. 10 MINUTES?!?!?!
22. PANIC PANIC PANIC!
23. My hand writing is so horrendous they won’t be able to read it.
24. I should just write an apology note to my professor.
25. Maybe the next exam can make up for this one.
26. But probably not.