1.    Why does it take so long to board? My bag is way too heavy for this.
2.    My bag is definitely not going to fit in the overhead compartments.
3.    Why are the flight attendants so mean, I’m going as fast as I can!
4.    I better not be next to that wicked old guy…
5.    I hope I have the window so I don’t have to keep getting up for people…
6.    (not in the window seat) Why does this lady have to pee so much???
7.    I hate takeoff…
8.    Why is it so crowded back here?
9.    Why can’t I afford first class all the time?
10. If this person keeps bumping into me I may cry.
11. Why can’t Wi-Fi be free?
12. The food they advertise looks so good, but it looks nothing like what’s on the trays.
13. I really hate turbulence.
14. I’m going to vomit.
15. Someone shut that baby up…
16. Thank God that’s over.