As seniors at BC, we like to think of Mary Ann’s as a place to call home—welcoming, filled with familiar faces, and always there. However, after the recent events of last week I have realized that from now on it will be a home that I may have to wait 45 minutes to get into. This, I am not down for. I wait in line in Lower for grilled chicken, in the Bookstore to buy books, and at the Plex for the next available treadmill. But at MA’s? Not okay.
While waiting in this ridiculous line on the first Senior Tuesday of the year, I, like most anxious line-waiters, pondered the things I would do to get in to MA’s ASAP. Let me tell you, the list got pretty outrageous before the line was drawn. I was inspired to then pose the question to others and I found that the desperation was widespread. Here are a few things the class of 2014 would do to get in to MA’s:
Kiss the bouncer
Lie and say it was my 21st
Dance on the bar in a onesie
Literally anything
Show a nip (male in line)
Go on a date with the manager
Buy everyone in front of me in line a drink
Never complain about the MA’s bathroom again
Get an MA’s tattoo
Promise to buy 5 tequila shots inside
I think I speak for all seniors when I say the lines at MA’s can’t go on forever, but let’s be real, we all love it and we just won’t stop. At least I know next Tuesday when people get creative and whip out some of these stunts to get in, entertainment will be provided during the wait.
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