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Sorry Not Sorry…

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Maddie Schmitz Student Contributor, Boston College
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Caitlin Mann Student Contributor, Boston College
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at BC chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

 

 

Sorry not sorry I take the Comm Ave bus to Starbucks on the daily instead of drinking the muddy water they pass off as coffee in the dining hall.

 

Sorry not sorry I am on Facebook during your lecture even though you specifically said we shouldn’t be.  Also, I’m texting under my desk.

 

Sorry not sorry I didn’t hook up with you after we danced for two dubstep songs and you bought me a Bud Light at the bar on Thursday. 

 

Sorry not sorry I sometimes take the Maloney elevator instead of the Million Dollar Stairs.

 

Sorry not sorry I pretended I was so sick I couldn’t go to BC-X with you when really I was in bed watching Pretty Little Liars and eating Reese’s cups.

 

 

Sorry not sorry the fruit and yogurt bar in Lower creeps me out.

 

Sorry not sorry I still think 10 AM is way too early to be a functioning human in class.

 

Sorry not sorry I took your laundry out of the washer so I could wash my clothes after you let them sit in there for over thirty minutes.

 

Sorry not sorry I blatantly never texted you back.

 

Sorry not sorry I consider Lululemon crops to be adequate pants.

 

Sorry not sorry I didn’t do the “optional but recommended” reading for this class.

 

Sorry not sorry I secretly rejoice when every treadmill in the Plex is taken so I can elliptical instead of run.

 

Sorry not sorry I pretended that I was texting so I didn’t have to say hi to you when we passed each other for the third time today.

 

 

Sorry not sorry I ate a burrito for lunch instead of a bowl of vegetables with hummus.

 

Sorry not sorry I consider reading the “Fashion & Style” section of the New York Times as keeping up on current events.

 

Sorry not sorry I stalked Classmate Roster on Agora to figure out who you, the cute guy in my class, were.

 

Sorry not sorry I ordered dinner from Fin’s three times this week because it was too cold outside to leave my room to go to the dining hall.

 

Sorry not sorry I have been known to take a cab from the Reservoir T Stop back to Lower Campus when TransLoc says the bus is more than ten minutes away.

 

Sorry not sorry I unfriended you on Facebook after you posted an anniversary selfie of you and your boyfriend.

 

Sorry not sorry I will never get over Etsy.

 

Sorry not sorry I’ll always be on Team Jen.

 

Sorry not sorry I’m still mourning the end of Gossip Girl.

 

Sorry not sorry I untag every picture of me that is in any way unflattering.

 

Sorry not sorry I had a secret emo phase where I exclusively listened to Avril Lavigne.

 

 

Sorry not sorry I still listen to Avril Lavigne on the reg.

 

Sorry not sorry I think it’s creepy when guys use excessive emojis in texts.  Or really any emojis.

 

Sorry not sorry I’m crazy protective of my roommates.  Sorry not sorry I kicked your shin when you cheated on one of them.

 

Sorry not sorry I read Her Campus more often than my assigned reading for classes.

 

Photo Credits:

 

1. http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/984759/blog_images/pretty-little-liars.jpg

 

2. http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/115731/lindsay-lohan-and-texting-gallery.jpg

 

3. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000066NW0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg  

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Maddie Schmitz

BC

Maddie is a senior at Boston College, where she spends her days fawning over literature and Art History textbooks. She was previously an editorial intern at Her Campus, and is now a HC contributing writer and blogger. Follow her on twitter @madschmitz for a collection of vaguely amusing tweets. 
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Caitlin Mann

BC

Caitlin is currently a student at Boston College studying English and Pre-Law.  At BC, she is a member of the Boston College Irish Dance Club, on the Honors Program Student Executive Board's Community Service Committee, and interns and writes for the fashion and culture blog Rusted Revolution.  She has been wriring for Her Campus BC since Jaunary 2011 and is serving as BC's Campus Correspondent for the 2012-2013 school year.  Outside of school, she is a competitive Irish dancer, and has been dancing for 18 years. During her high school career, she completed an engineering project at Case Western Reserve University that made her one of 40 Intel Science Talent Search Finalists in 2009.   In addition to all of this, Caitlin loves reading, yoga, running, shopping, spending time with friends and family, and traveling.