To my knowledge, there has never been a Campus Cutie article that was actually SIX cuties: the men of Rubenstein D62. They can always be seen at BC sporting events, and if you’re so inclined, you can always go visit them. I guarantee they will welcome you with a nice, cold bro soda. I caught up with them during this week’s episode of The Bachelor. Meet Matt, Greg, Matt, Dave, Steve, and Bryan. I guarantee that your life will never be the same.
The Basics:
Names
(respective to the picture) Dave Martin, Matt Colleary, Greg Lopez, Steve Pope, Matt Twomey, and Bryan Caronia.
Hometowns
Matt T: Andover, MA
Steve: West Roxbury, MA
Greg: Wayne, PA
Matt C: Glastonbury, CT
Dave: Barrington, IL
Bryan: Syosset, NY
School/Majors
Matt T: CSOM, Accounting & Marketing
Steve: A & S, History
Greg: A & S, Biology/Pre-Med
Matt C: A & S, Math & Economics
Dave: CSOM, Finance & Marketing
Bryan: CSOM, Finance & Pre-Med
BC Life:
Activities/Clubs
4Boston, FIFA, WZBC Radio, SASA Dance Team, UGBC Campus Entertainment, Big Brothers Big Sisters, Professional DJ-ing, Fantasy Football League managers, Rugby, All-State Intramurals (2009-13: Honorable Mention), Dean’s List (everyone, every semester), social media entrepreneurs
Favorite Classes
Matt T: Sports Marketing
Steve: History of Terrorism
Greg: Human Physiology
Matt C: Sports Economics
Dave: AP Biology
Bryan: Investments
Least Favorite Classes
Matt T: Anything that wasn’t Sports Marketing
Steve: Chem & Society
Greg: Organic Chem
Matt C: Molecules & Cells
Dave: Basic Finance
Bryan: Organic Chem
Eagles or Hillside
5 for Hillside, 1 for Lower (from Modesta’s bright smile)
Favorite BC experiences
Matt T: Marathon Monday 2012
Steve: Sunrise before the last football game
Matt C: St. Patrick’s Day on Foster
Bucket List
Greg: Canoodling in Gasson
Dave: Winning the mug (Intramural)
Bryan: Play a game of basketball on Upper with Ahtie Heitz
Fun Facts:
Most embarrassing moments
They mostly involve Chris Kreider, Luke Kuechly, Reggie Jackson, suggestive voice mails, and emails after hours to university officials, but they’re really just too embarrassing to publish. People make mistakes.
Favorite TV shows
The Bachelor, Revenge, What Would You Do with John Quiñoses, House Hunters, Homeland, Breaking Bad
Favorite song right now
“Cashin’ Out” (unanimous) or any DJ Durdy-D exclusive
Celeb guy crushes
Matt T: Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez in the Sandlot
Steve: Bob Sacamano
Greg: Dr. Ron Caronia
Matt C: Mayhem from the All-State ads
Dave: Tommy Gufano “the Big Sleazy” from the Wedding Crashers
Bryan: Lieutenant Daniel Kafee of the US Navy from A Few Good Men
BC Guy Crush
Jeff Hall
Guilty pleasures
The movie He’s Just Not That Into You, picking my ear with a belt buckle, wearing long johns in the Plex, cheesecake and tortilla chips, a well-dressed, good-looking, middle-aged man
Pet peeves
Getting catfished, bad Roggie’s trivia names, cargo shorts, not voting Flynn
Nicknames
Matt “Twom-Raider”
Steve: Cheek-Rubber
Greg: Keg/Kegger/Keg Bropez/G-Lo/the big Latin/Spanish/El Guapo
Matt C: Cools
Dave: D-Mart/DJ Durdy D
Bryan “REDACTED” Caronia
Love Life:
Single or taken
Matt T: Taken
Steve: Taken
Greg: Less single than Dave
Matt C: Taken
Dave: Single by popular demand
Bryan: Single
Ideal date
Matt T: 2 for $20 deal at Applebee’s
Greg: Tasca with a pitcher of sangria (or two)
Favorite Pick-Up lines
Matt T: Hey, what’s your social security number? (It’s been awhile)
Steve: Hey _____ want to go to Home Depot tomorrow and shop for our future?
Greg: Do you want to tap the keg?
Matt C: “You’re so pretty, you should be on a Christmas card!”
Dave: “Feel my shirt…does that feel like boyfriend material to you?”
Bryan: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
Ideal girl
Does Jeff Hall have a sister?