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Kim (and Kris?)’s Fairy-Tale Wedding

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Julianne Wojno Student Contributor, Boston College
This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at BC chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.

Until July, someone would utter the name Kim Kardashian, and I would be clueless.  Who is Kim Kardashian?  She’s famous, why?  I just had never had a sip of that Kardashian kool-aid.  Sure, I’d seen the show on the TV Guide, but eh, I’d always flipped over it.  

When my roommates this past summer, however, heard about this lack of Kardashian kraze in my life, they were shocked.  They assured me that by the end of the summer, I would not only have a sip of the kool-aid, but an entire glass full of it.  By the end of the summer, I may as well have poured myself an entire pitcher.  Oops.

Oh, and did I mention I lived with boys this summer?  

So the “Kim Kardashian Fairytale Wedding” aired last night, as I’m sure many of you know.  So obviously, HC BC had to cover it.  So here’s the scoop: I’m going to give you my favorite moments from the show.  

1.  It’s Kim’s wedding, and the first thing Kris thinks about is getting her neck done.  Klassic Kris.

2.  “Your dick will be gone the day you get married.  That’s how this family works.” – Khloe #truth

3.  Designers sending Kim sketches of dresses… it’s like Say Yes to the Dress... on krack.

4.  Kim going to bed with make-up on… 

5.  Kris wanting to take a Xanax before her surgery.  This explains so much.

6.  Khloe asking Kris about his STD history…

7.  “First and foremost, learn to shut your mouth” – Scott’s advice about coming into the Kardashian family.

8.  Like: Khloe calling Kris Humphries “Hump.”

9.  Khloe quote of the night: “Your hair is shorter than a vagina’s bush!” 

10.  True life, Rob is a junk food hoarder.  Rob, you just do you, man.  You do you.

11.  Khloe and Lamar setting an alarm for the junk food closet.  #busted
 
12.  Kris Humphries sticking up for his dogs.  Respect.

13.  Kim and Kris talking dirty in the Boys and Girls Club.  

14.  Kris wearing a white v-neck, while all the other men at the bachelor party are wearing suits or nice button-ups.  You go, Kris.  My Midwestern man.

15.   “I think I’m mad at his existence.” – Kim about Kris…

16.  Kim telling her friends that every last thing about Kris (Humphries, obviously) annoys her…

17.  The awkward girl standing next to Jordan Farmar during his speech.
 
18.  The crystal cross.  Gag.

19.  Holy bow.  Kris Kardashian… whoa mama K.  

20.  Mason running down the aisle, followed by Kourt tripping.  

Though I may mock much of the episode that (through its two night special) was three hours too long, I must say Kim looked beautiful and the wedding seemed like a krazy good time.  I look forward to the day when I turn on Kim and Kris take on Minnesota.

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Julianne Wojno

Julianne is an Ohio native studying communication at Boston College with a concentration in journalism. She got involved with Her Campus BC when the chapter launched in December 2010. She began as an editor and contributing writer, and since has moved up the ranks to Campus Correspondent. Aside from working for Her Campus, Julianne is a certified personal trainer at Boston College's Flynn Recreational Complex and teaches group fitness as well. During her sophomore year, Julianne was a part of the Arrupe Program at BC and traveled to Guatemala, learning about the culture, political, social, economic, and religious issues of the country. Her goals post graduation include writing for a health and fitness magazine or working in communications for college or professional athletics. As for now, however, she is enjoying life at the University she loves so much! An avid hockey and football fan, one can always find Julianne in the stands rooting on BC and the Boston Bruins! Other hobbies include running, yoga, cooking, baking, and photography.