It’s everyone’s favorite time of year! The temperatures are rising and you know what that means: it’s darty season. Between Marathon Monday festivities and golf parties, darty season is officially in full swing. There is no better feeling than waking up and knowing you get to spend the day outside drinking cheap beer and cramming into a backyard, right? In all seriousness, darty season is the best because the warm, sunny weather means that summer is on the way!
Even though it may have been painful waking up at ungodly hours to begin Marathon Monday festivities, it was all worth it, and that’s the thing. No matter how early or how much of a commitment they may be, darties are always worth it (as long as they can be kept hidden from the cops).
Carrying around a plastic tumbler filled with your mixie of choice feels so much cooler when you’re outside, sporting Ray-Bans and getting tan (sunburnt). Doing ridiculous things also seems so much more fun when you’re in broad daylight for the world (or neighborhood) to see.
The excitement of a darty ends, however, when you get back to your room and realize you are fried to a crisp, have a killer headache, and haven’t done any of your homework (Marathon Monday anyone?). Or, when the annoyed neighbors decide it’s time to shut this ridiculous party down since it’s 3 pm and they have yard work to do, and would rather not listen to Fetty Wap from their backyard and pick up beer cans from their front yard. You can’t really blame them, and anyways, they’re probably just jealous that their college days are over.
Happy dartying everyone, and don’t forget sunscreen (and enjoy seeing Zac Efron shirtless).
Sources:
